Hope you’re having as much food and fun as you can stomach.
Speaking of both holidays and stomachs, have you heard of Pre-Thanksgiving Workouts? As in, you do some intense exercise the morning of Thanksgiving so you are extra ravenous and basically become a culinary black hole, immediately inhaling any food set in front of you, no matter the amount? Your stomach apparently acts like a woman’s body when she is giving birth and magically expands to colossal proportions. Nature is so beautiful.
Why did no one tell me about this? Am I not the type of person who would most benefit from this practice? I feel so cheated.